I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
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‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
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‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’
You didn’t even try,Sherlock.
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I’m allowing you access to memories on Timelord regeneration.
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Saturday’s Aviva Premiership Rugby Final at Twickenham has now been announced as a sell-out.
The Final, between Leicester Tigers and Northampton Saints, will be watched by a crowd of more than 82,000 and has sold out faster than any previous Premiership Rugby Final.
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Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
I was kind of crying by then.
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- Helen Mirren, beautiful in every way it’s possible for a human to be beautiful.
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